2006-06-15: “予言者”、姿を消す？
ブリテインの銀行前で意味不明な発言を繰り返していた“予言者”イヌ婆さんが、消息不明になりました。ユリゴールと名乗る人物（人間・男性）が「我が家にて詳しくお話を聞かせてほしい」と懇願した後、自ら作り出したゲートを使用してイヌ婆さんと共に姿を消したということです。
目撃者の話によると、このユリゴールなる人物は不自然なほど大げさにイヌ婆さんを誉め讃え、彼女の歓心を買おうとしていたとのこと。
「ああ。聞いてるこっちが恥ずかしくなるほど、あのおかしな婆さんのことを持ち上げてたよ。調子がいいというかなんというか……そのくせ妙に気取った、鼻持ちならない野郎だったね。たまたま眺めていたオレたちのことを、“何もわかっていない連中だ”なあんてバカにしやがるしよ。いったい何様って感じだよな！」（市民Nさん談）
「ええ、見ましたわ。グレーのヒゲと赤いマントがお洒落な、ちょっと貴族風の方でしたわね。どこに住んでいるか知ってるか、ですって？ いえ、私は存じません。だって、あのとき初めて見た方ですもの」（市民Cさん談）
このユリゴールなる人物が、目撃情報のとおり本当にイヌ婆さんを崇拝していたのか、それとも何か目的があって連れ去ったのか、現時点ではわかっておりません。
イヌ婆さんの消息はいまも途絶えたままで、その安否が気遣われています。しかし、その一方で毎日のように彼女の“予言”につき合わされてきたブリテイン市民の中には、「これでやっと銀行前が静かになった」「安心して商売ができる」という安堵の声があることも、また事実です。
以上、ニュースをお伝えしました。
"Prophet" Okuda who repeated repeated remarks in front of Britain 's bank became unknown. It is that a person (male) named Yurigoru appealed, "I want you to tell us more about your stories at home," and then disappeared with the grandmother of dogs using the gate we created.
According to the story of the witness, this illegal person praised the unclearly exaggerated daughter of the dog and was trying to buy her pleasure.
"Oh, as I was ashamed of it, the more I was ashamed, the more I was raising that strange old lady ... I was saying that I was in good shape ... what was that supposed to be ... that stupidity was a stupid bastard, a fellow bastard who happened to have seen it by chance It is foolish to be anxious about being "people who do not understand." What exactly is it like! "(Citizen N's talk)
"Well, I saw, gray beards and red cloaks were fashionable, a bit aristocratic, do you know where you live? No, I do not know, I was the first one I saw at that time "(Citizen C's talk)
It is not known at the moment whether this illegal person worshiped the grandmother as truthfully as the sighting information, or whether he or she had any purpose and was taken away.
Lady Dog remains disappointed, and its safety is concerned. However, on the other hand, among the Britain citizens who have been tied up with her "prophecy" like everyday, there is a voice of relief that "the front of the bank became quiet at last" and "can do business safely" It is also a fact.
That is all, I have informed you about the news.
