1999-05-12: Rats Everywhere!
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A dark menace arouse from the sewers to befoul our fare capitol! Rats swarmed from the sewers in droves this day. Horrible smelly rats. There seemed to be no end to these diseased ridden vermin. They climbed from the sewers and rushed to the streets in droves.
The city official did nothing to stop this menace. It was up to the citizens to drive the rodents from our midst. I can’t count the number of squeals the beast let out as their lives were crushed from them.
