2000-10-24: Trouble Afoot
This account was gathered last evening at the Horse’s Head Tavern in Jhelom. I was enjoying a fine pint of ale when the guards dropped this poor fellow off with me. Is this a drunken man’s day dream or a real live nightmare? More news as it develops. Citizens are asked to keep their eyes open for Cirrus Ferban as he is unaccounted for and may have more details of what happened.
"T’were judda udder nigh me and ol’ Cirrus wer’ just minden our own business down at da Cemetary of Jhelom. We didna mean no harm, I mean they be dead they don’t need nuffin. Anyways.. we found this nice un all fresh and done up real nice. We was sure there’d be riches inside. Well when we popped dat there casket open a heed fell out! T’was most disgusting I tell ye, Poor ol’ Cirrus lost his supper all over someone’s burial.
